s-atin:

4sima:

everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.
wat
Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.
And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.
oh there you are Perry
That’s adorable..
Must. Reblog. Platypus.
OMG

PERRY!!!
doofenshmirtz evil inc…
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ftmark:

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

that poison?

(via 87daysbefore)

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  • me in social situations: why
  • me when someone talks to me: why
  • me when nobody talks to me: why
  • me when i have to get out of bed: why
  • me when there's no food left: why

tomlinsarse:

what 

my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time

just

the fuck

(via tsunamitidesinmyeyesx)

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  • attractive friend: wow im so ugly
  • me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then
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